The Bridge

In Scientology, "The Bridge to Total Freedom" is the established hierarchy of tasks to accomplish in order to achieve higher status within the Church of Scientology. To do this in Scientology, all of those things cost a lot of money and a lot of time.

Inspired by the Scientology cult, and especially after watching and discussing on-air many episodes of "Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath" TV show, "The Bridge" term was co-opted by DNR to describe/classify how devoted their listeners are.

Listeners sometimes joke about "moving up The Bridge" by going above and beyond just their $6.95 subscription.

You can "move up The Bridge" by doing things such as calling in to the live show, leaving messages on the Hooker Hotline, booking a DNR Cruise, hosting or attending a Listener Meetup, sending gifts (but not to Derek because Derek Hates Gifts), donating to the Season of Giving, etc.

10.13.17 Tight Mom Bod (16:45)

10.25.17 The Grinch Who Snatched Christmas (37:05)

(This is NOT a scientific process and there are NO specified steps on DNR's Bridge.)