The Rules

The Rules are letover from The Facility that continue to be relevant in 2.0. They can also be found at Derek and Romaine's Website.
 * 1) Please Don’t Stalk OR Clone Us (in person or by proxy)
 * 2) We do the drinking…You do the driving.
 * 3) Turn your radio down. (we don’t want to hear our own voice)
 * 4) DON’T ask us how we are doing, what’s up or what’s going on…!!!!
 * 5) We are not for everyone. We are for YOU!
 * 6) Send Romaine Presents (especially on her birthday Mar. 31). Don’t send Derek Presents (Oct. 28).
 * 7) Don’t be SENSITIVE BITCHES!
 * 8) PLEASE Don’t Sue Us…
 * 9) NO SPOILERS! (don’t update us on TV stuff — we HAVE TiVo!)
 * 10) Don’t expect us to remember… ANYONE or ANYTHING at ANYTIME!
 * 11) bok, bok, bok, bok…
 * 12) If you ask or beg for something, the answer is F#@K NO